I'm possessed of an ineluctable penchant,
   A nascent lexographical tropism,
A feral, indesuetudinous and trenchant
   Tendency toward logo-freneticism.

That is to say, I'm atavistic:
   Indispassionate toward lucubration;
Floccinaucinihilipilificatrationic,
   And thetic about cerebration.

Some say there's a febrile celerity
   In my etymological effascination,
Or that my inchoate verbal fecundity
   Will effect my annihilation.

Some claim my nomemclature's esoteric,
   Or that my vernacular's too erudite,
That I'm sesquipedalianistically saprogenic,
   Archaic, morbific and preterite.