Logo-Freneticism
I'm possessed of an ineluctable penchant,
A nascent lexographical tropism,
A feral, indesuetudinous and trenchant
Tendency toward logo-freneticism.
That is to say, I'm atavistic:
Indispassionate toward lucubration;
Floccinaucinihilipilificatrationic,
And thetic about cerebration.
Some say there's a febrile celerity
In my etymological effascination,
Or that my inchoate verbal fecundity
Will effect my annihilation.
Some claim my nomemclature's esoteric,
Or that my vernacular's too erudite,
That I'm sesquipedalianistically saprogenic,
Archaic, morbific and preterite.
But I aver there's aesthetic compensation
In being irrefrangibly juvenile;
It does not foment abject disconsolation:
Just makes me a logophile.