Goofy Mug Shot

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He had come to that time in his life (it varies for every man) where a human being gives himself over to his demon or to his genius, according to a mysterious law which orders him either to destroy or to surpass himself.
—Marguerite Yourcenar

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If you've stumbled across this page, you may be eligible for compensatory damages. Consult your lawyer.

In the Fall of 1997, I had access to a webcam for a day. Like most idiots, I took pictures of myself instead of interesting things like naked ladies, dogs, or food. The only positive result is that I ended up with a bunch of small, crappy photos perfectly suited for horrifying passersby and/or adorning the upper-left corner of my web page. If you refresh the page, you can rotate through all of them. If you do this, don't tell me. Don't tell anyone—some sick compulsions should be kept private.

The menu thingy across the top shows your current section in bold. Browse around, make yourself either comfortable or ill at ease, whatever suits.

Thoughtful Jay The picture on the right was snapped by someone else using the same webcam. It caught me pondering the idiocy of (first) mugging for a camera and (second) leaving the camera turned on while not under my control. And I'll bet you thought I was experiencing some kind of satori-like revelation, didn't you? Just goes to show.

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